Ljubio me jedan Englez, ljubio me jedan Španac, ali niko ko BOSANAC.....

You are a bosnian when.....

· you beginn most sentences with "jebiga"
· you can not explain what "bolan" means, but you use it all the time
· your mother insists that "promaja" will kill you
· older people call you "sine" although you are a girl
· your mother tells you to wear "potkosulju" no matter what the temperature outside
· you tuck your "potkosulju" into your underwear
· your father refers to all politican with " djubrad", "lopov" and "kriminalac"
· your mother still makes your bed
· you have 150 kg and your grandmother still thinks you are too thinn
· your mother treathens you with "samo cekaj dok ti dodje caca kuci"
· you are 6 and your father sends you out to buy him "Drina" and "Sarajevsko"
· you start your day with a cup of coffee and a cigarette
· your mother won't acept the fact that you are not hungry
· you have "pita" for dinner at least 4 days a week.

You tell bosnian girl to do something and she responds with: "ocu kurac". :-)



K